Date: 18 Jun 2026
Dating tips
🌹 Dating tips
🐈 Sunshine: Smokey, I have a date in one hour.
🐈 Smokey: Congratulations. Try not to order donuts.
🐈 Sunshine: I will try really hard. She is very smart. I need to sound intelligent.
🐈 Smokey: Then don't open your mouth. Your IQ will appear much higher.
🐈 Sunshine: You were on Jeopardy. Give me some random facts to impress her with my knowledge.
🐈 Smokey: I lost in the first round.
🐈 Sunshine: You still know more than me.
🐈 Smokey: Everyone knows more than you, Sunshine. How random?
🐈 Sunshine: Smart random. Not weird random.
🐈 Smokey: Those are the same category, Sunshine.
🐈 Sunshine: Just give me the facts.
🐈 Smokey: Avocados don't ripen on the tree. They mature there, then ripen after picking.
🐈 Sunshine: That sounds like personal growth.
🐈 Smokey: Plants warn each other about insects using chemical signals.
🐈 Sunshine: Romantic. Mysterious. Slightly terrifying.
🐈 Smokey: Bananas are technically berries.
🐈 Sunshine: Perfect. I'll say that and then stare thoughtfully at my coffee.
🐈 Smokey: Don't say everything you know in the first five minutes.
🐈 Sunshine: What if she asks about dessert?
🐈 Smokey: Then you'll be fine.
🐈 Sunshine: What if she doesn't?
🐈 Smokey: Lead with the banana thing. And please — not your ridiculous pants.
🐈 Sunshine: They are a statement.
🐈 Smokey: Yes. The statement is "do not approach me" .
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