Date: 31 May 2026
📚 🍩 ❓❓❓ 😱 5000 plants. 60000 photos. 25 years of notes. Estimated pages: ??? OH NO.
After posting about our search for a mysterious fragrant Cerbera, this arrived in our inbox:
"Bless you all for finding this and sharing… Love those books your research cats are hunting through. Where do I get those, too?"
Smokey & Sunshine looked at each other. Then at the books. Then at the donuts.
Smokey: About the plants in the photo?
Sunshine: No. The books. People want to read them.
Smokey: Most of those books don't exist. We made them up for the photo.
Sunshine: "The Apocynaceae Family" sounded very convincing. Very distinguished. Like the Corleone family, but with more flowers and fewer offers you can't refuse.
Smokey: The Corleones were also toxic. So the comparison holds. Did you notice you spilled donut glaze on the cover and called it peer review.
Sunshine: That is simply how great botanical discoveries are made.
Smokey: That explains the investigation board. And the suspects list.
Sunshine: The point is — now people want to read the books. All of them.
Smokey: The books. Do. Not. Exist.
Sunshine: Exactly. Which is why we need to convince the Top Tropicals humans to write them. They have 5000 plants, 60000 photos, and 25 years of notes. The raw material is right there.
Smokey: That would be a very large book.
Sunshine: Excellent. We can call it The Encyclopedia of Plants That Smell Better Than Donuts.
Smokey: That narrows it down to exactly one chapter.
Sunshine: A very good chapter though. Jasmine alone would fill at least twenty pages.
Smokey: While we wait for the humans to write it, the actual Top Tropicals plant encyclopedia is at toptropicals.com. Over 5,000 plants. No donuts involved.
Sunshine: ...yet.











