PeopleCats.Garden Official Cat Feeding Policy

⬆️ PeopleCats.Garden Official Cat Feeding Policy

Updated whenever the cats decide it's outdated.

🐾 1. Feeding schedule

Cats are to be fed when hungry, which, according to them, is always.
If a cat claims to be starving five minutes after eating - believe them. You're late.

🐾 2. Approved food items

Gourmet kibble that costs more than your lunch
Wet food served at room temperature, on a ceramic dish
Treats (because they did a thing)
That expensive tuna you bought for yourself - it's theirs now

🐾 3. Prohibited food items

Anything labeled "vet-approved"
Leftovers (unless you're trying to insult them)
Generic brand food (how dare you)

🐾 4. Feeding etiquette

Do not make eye contact while they eat. You'll break the spell.
Food must be served with a verbal offering: "Here you go, dinner is served, Your Majesty."
If multiple cats are present, they all want what the other one got. Rotate plates. Begin again. Forever.

🐾 5. Midnight snacks

Yes.
Don't ask.

🐾 6. The "empty bowl" rule

If a bowl is 70% full, it's 100% empty.
Refill immediately. Apologize for the oversight.

🐾 7. Human consequences

Failure to follow these guidelines may result in:

Judgmental stares
Paw-swat to the face at 3 a.m.
Strategic hairball placement
Passive-aggressive purring near guests who like dogs

❗️Note: All policies are subject to change without notice, based on the whims of the feline board of directors.

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Date: 23 Nov 2025

📅 Mark Your Calendar - Holiday Plant Market

Holiday Plant Market flyer for December 13 2025 showing two PeopleCats

in a festive garden, one black cat in an apron next to a mango tree and one

orange cat holding a basket of tropical fruit, with event details,

discounts, and Top Tropicals

locations.

Holiday season in Florida means sunshine, green leaves, and cats on patrol. On Saturday 12/13/25, our PeopleCats are hosting a special Holiday Plant Market at TopTropicals, 9 am to 4 pm. This is not a regular nursery day. This is the one where you grab a donut in one hand, a mango tree in the other, and try not to trip over a cat giving you a tour.

We are bringing out the best plants we grew all year: big fruit trees with real branches, flowering and fragrant beauties, rare collectors plants, and vines that are ready to take off as soon as you get them home. December is perfect planting weather in Florida, so while the rest of the country is scraping frost from windshields, you can be choosing which banana, mango, or jasmine will perfume your yard next summer.

Holiday extras: 30% OFF online prices, free plant with purchase, 5 to 10 dollar specials, mini donuts and holiday treats, iced tea and citrus water, tropical Christmas music, and raffle prizes. If there is enough ripe fruit in the morning, we will set up a tasting table too. Our PeopleCats will be on duty all day, rearranging plants, checking on visitors, and occasionally allowing themselves to be petted between tours.

Event discounts and specials are valid at both locations:

Save the date, tell a friend, and plan your plant hunting route now. Come celebrate the holidays the Florida way: sunshine, rare fruit trees, happy cats, and a car full of tropical plants going home with you.

Facebook event page - Download invitation

to confirm attendance
RSVP on Facebook!

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Learn More About The Holiday Plant Market

Date: 22 Sep 2025