Dating tips

Sunshine: Smokey, I have a date in one hour.
Smokey: Congratulations. Try not to order donuts.
Sunshine: I will try really hard. She is very smart. I need to sound intelligent.
Smokey: Then don't open your mouth. Your IQ will appear much higher.
Sunshine: You were on Jeopardy. Give me some random facts to impress her with my knowledge.
Smokey: I lost in the first round.
Sunshine: You still know more than me.
Smokey: Everyone knows more than you, Sunshine. How random?
Sunshine: Smart random. Not weird random.
Smokey: Those are the same category, Sunshine.
Sunshine: Just give me the facts.
Smokey: Avocados don't ripen on the tree. They mature there, then ripen after picking.
Sunshine: That sounds like personal growth.
Smokey: Plants warn each other about insects using chemical signals.
Sunshine: Romantic. Mysterious. Slightly terrifying.
Smokey: Bananas are technically berries.
Sunshine: Perfect. I'll say that and then stare thoughtfully at my coffee.
Smokey: Don't say everything you know in the first five minutes.
Sunshine: What if she asks about dessert?
Smokey: Then you'll be fine.
Sunshine: What if she doesn't?
Smokey: Lead with the banana thing. And please — not your ridiculous pants.
Sunshine: They are a statement.
Smokey: Yes. The statement is do not approach me