⬆️ PeopleCats.Garden Official Cat Feeding Policy

Updated whenever the cats decide it's outdated.

🐾 1. Feeding schedule

• Cats are to be fed when hungry, which, according to them, is always.
• If a cat claims to be starving five minutes after eating - believe them. You're late.

🐾 2. Approved food items

• Gourmet kibble that costs more than your lunch
• Wet food served at room temperature, on a ceramic dish
• Treats (because they did a thing)
• That expensive tuna you bought for yourself - it's theirs now

🐾 3. Prohibited food items

• Anything labeled "vet-approved"
• Leftovers (unless you're trying to insult them)
• Generic brand food (how dare you)

🐾 4. Feeding etiquette

• Do not make eye contact while they eat. You'll break the spell.
• Food must be served with a verbal offering: "Here you go, dinner is served, Your Majesty."
• If multiple cats are present, they all want what the other one got. Rotate plates. Begin again. Forever.

🐾 5. Midnight snacks

• Yes.
• Don't ask.

🐾 6. The "empty bowl" rule

• If a bowl is 70% full, it's 100% empty.
• Refill immediately. Apologize for the oversight.

🐾 7. Human consequences

Failure to follow these guidelines may result in:

• Judgmental stares
• Paw-swat to the face at 3 a.m.
• Strategic hairball placement
• Passive-aggressive purring near guests who like dogs

❗️Note: All policies are subject to change without notice, based on the whims of the feline board of directors.

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Avocado that laughs at frost: Mexicola Grande for cooler climates

• 🟢Avocado Mexicola Grande is one of the best cold-hardy avocados you can grow. It can tolerate temperatures down to the low 20sF, making it ideal for gardeners in zones 8b-10 who want a dependable avocado.
• 🟢Medium-sized tree, grows to about 15-20 feet tall, but you can keep it smaller with pruning.
• 🟢Glossy black fruit, thin-skinned, smooth, and shiny black when ripe - easy to peel and eat fresh.
• 🟢Anise-scented leaves: its foliage has a mild anise aroma when crushed, which is unique to Mexican-type avocados.
• 🟢Creamy and rich: the fruit has a high oil content and a buttery flavor, excellent for guacamole or toast.
• 🟢Early producer: often fruits earlier in the season compared to other varieties.
• 🟢 A great addition if you're looking for a productive, flavorful avocado that can handle cooler temps!

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• · Avocado can you eat with the skin: cold hardy Joey
• · Can I Grow Avocado Outside the Tropics?
• · Avocado Variety Guide
• · Posts about #Avocado

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🎩 What's inside the Napoleons Hat? False Kola experience!

• 🎩 Napoleon's Hat (Napoleonaea imperialis), lives up to its name with large, saucer-shaped flowers that bloom straight from the leaf axils or even directly from the trunk!
• 🎩 The hat-shaped, brightly colored flowers smell like butterscotch!
• 🎩 The reddish seeds resemble kola nuts and even have a similar taste, giving you a fun, "false kola" experience.
• 🎩 An instant conversation starter, Napoleon's Hat is a quirky, fragrant addition to your garden - perfect for those looking for something a little different.

🛒 Experience Napoleon's Hat - the most bizarre flower with benefits!

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A French Emperor's Hat Blooming in Your Garden
Napoleons Hat - Endangered species from the outgone era of the Napoleon's War

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💻 Ready to hear the answers?

"Do not ask questions unless you are ready to hear the answers." - Hodja Nasreddin

🐈📸 Chippy is ready to hear the answers, at TopTropicals

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🏆 What's in TopTropicals Garden? A note from our customer

🎥 From Jackie Rose about her visit to Top Tropicals Bfarm Garden and Nursery.

♥️ Thank you Jackie! Enjoy your plants and come back again!

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🍒 What is the best tasting and most beautiful tropical cherry
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