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PeopleCats.Garden Official Cat Feeding Policy. A Top Tropicals Garden Blog post.

PeopleCats.Garden Official Cat Feeding Policy

PeopleCats.Garden Official Cat Feeding Policy

PeopleCats.Garden Official Cat Feeding Policy

⬆️ PeopleCats.Garden Official Cat Feeding Policy

Updated whenever the cats decide it's outdated.
  • 🐾 1. Feeding schedule

  • ▫️Cats are to be fed when hungry, which, according to them, is always.
  • ▫️If a cat claims to be starving five minutes after eating - believe them. You're late.

  • 🐾 2. Approved food items

  • ▫️Gourmet kibble that costs more than your lunch
  • ▫️Wet food served at room temperature, on a ceramic dish
  • ▫️Treats (because they did a thing)
  • ▫️That expensive tuna you bought for yourself - it's theirs now

  • 🐾 3. Prohibited food items

  • ▫️Anything labeled "vet-approved"
  • ▫️Leftovers (unless you're trying to insult them)
  • ▫️Generic brand food (how dare you)

  • 🐾 4. Feeding etiquette

  • ▫️Do not make eye contact while they eat. You'll break the spell.
  • ▫️Food must be served with a verbal offering: "Here you go, dinner is served, Your Majesty."
  • ▫️If multiple cats are present, they all want what the other one got. Rotate plates. Begin again. Forever.

  • 🐾 5. Midnight snacks

  • ▫️Yes.
  • ▫️Don't ask.

  • 🐾 6. The "empty bowl" rule
  • ▫️If a bowl is 70% full, it's 100% empty.
  • ▫️Refill immediately. Apologize for the oversight.


🐾 7. Human consequences

Failure to follow these guidelines may result in:
  • ▫️Judgmental stares
  • ▫️Paw-swat to the face at 3 a.m.
  • ▫️Strategic hairball placement
  • ▫️Passive-aggressive purring near guests who like dogs


❗️Note: All policies are subject to change without notice, based on the whims of the feline board of directors.

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Avocado that laughs at frost: Mexicola Grande for cooler climates. A Top Tropicals Garden Blog post.

Avocado that laughs at frost: Mexicola Grande for cooler climates

Avocado Mexicola Grande

Avocado that laughs at frost: Mexicola Grande for cooler climates
  • 🟢Avocado Mexicola Grande is one of the best cold-hardy avocados you can grow. It can tolerate temperatures down to the low 20sF, making it ideal for gardeners in zones 8b-10 who want a dependable avocado.
  • 🟢Medium-sized tree, grows to about 15-20 feet tall, but you can keep it smaller with pruning.
  • 🟢Glossy black fruit, thin-skinned, smooth, and shiny black when ripe - easy to peel and eat fresh.
  • 🟢Anise-scented leaves: its foliage has a mild anise aroma when crushed, which is unique to Mexican-type avocados.
  • 🟢Creamy and rich: the fruit has a high oil content and a buttery flavor, excellent for guacamole or toast.
  • 🟢Early producer: often fruits earlier in the season compared to other varieties.
  • 🟢 A great addition if you're looking for a productive, flavorful avocado that can handle cooler temps!


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What's inside the Napoleons Hat? A Top Tropicals Garden Blog post.

Whats inside the Napoleons Hat?

Napoleon's Hat - Napoleonaea imperialis

🎩 What's inside the Napoleons Hat? False Kola experience!
  • 🎩 Napoleon's Hat (Napoleonaea imperialis), lives up to its name with large, saucer-shaped flowers that bloom straight from the leaf axils or even directly from the trunk!
  • 🎩 The hat-shaped, brightly colored flowers smell like butterscotch!
  • 🎩 The reddish seeds resemble kola nuts and even have a similar taste, giving you a fun, "false kola" experience.
  • 🎩 An instant conversation starter, Napoleon's Hat is a quirky, fragrant addition to your garden - perfect for those looking for something a little different.


🛒 Experience Napoleon's Hat - the most bizarre flower with benefits!

📚 Learn more:
A French Emperor's Hat Blooming in Your Garden
Napoleons Hat - Endangered species from the outgone era of the Napoleon's War

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Ready to hear the answers? A Top Tropicals Garden Blog post.

Ready to hear the answers?

Chippy the cat

Chippy the cat

💻 Ready to hear the answers?

"Do not ask questions unless you are ready to hear the answers." - Hodja Nasreddin

🐈📸 Chippy is ready to hear the answers, at TopTropicals

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