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On the superiority of the Cat over Futurism. A Top Tropicals Garden Blog post.

Cat Macaron on windowsill

Cat Macaron on windowsill

Cat Macaron yawning

Cat Macaron yawning

Sleepy Cat Macaron

Sleepy Cat Macaron

On the superiority of the Cat over Futurism🐾

(or why cat hair on your pants is better than progress charts)
  • 🐾"While they build charts and fly to Mars -

    • the cat simply lies on the keyboard and wins."
  • 🐾"The cat doesn't ask: 'What is the meaning of life?'

    • It KNOWS: the meaning is a warm window, a bowl, and you nearby."
  • 🐾"Futurism says: 'Soon everything will be better!'

    • The cat says: 'It’s already good. Pet me.'"
  • 🐾"Ideal systems collapse.

    • The cat remains. Soft, independent, eternal."
  • 🐾"When everything goes wrong - the cat starts to purr.

    • It's his way of saying: 'Hang in there. I’m here.'"
  • 🐾"Futurists dream of terraforming Mars.

    • The cat naps under a blooming jasmine and calls it paradise."
  • 🐾"While they plan vertical farms and biotech gardens -

the cat rolls in basil, digs up the mulch, and feels joy."

🐈📸 Macaron has been busy helping with plants and trying to show us the meaning of life.

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Patience is the key. A Top Tropicals Garden Blog post.

Scooby and Cash the cats

Scooby and Cash the cats

🐈 Patience is the key

"Patience is not simply the ability to wait - it's how we behave while we're waiting." - Joyce Meyer

🐈📸 Scooby and Cash, patiently waiting for birdwatching at TopTropicals PeopleCats.Garden 

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Beware of the Wigglebutts! A Top Tropicals Garden Blog post.

Sunshine, Draco and Lila the dogs

🐶 Beware of the Wigglebutts!

Another year passed, and here is another Lab Family reunion!
Exactly a year ago: 8 cute puppies update: wet dog fragrance. Mango's puppies turned into big monsters.

🐈📸 Sunshine, Draco and Lila visiting their Mom Mango at Top Tropicals Bfarm and PeopleCats.Garden. 

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Royal Cats Daily Schedule. A Top Tropicals Garden Blog post.

Royal Cats Daily Schedule

Royal Cats Daily Schedule

✨ Royal Cat’s Daily Schedule

5:00 am - 5:15 am - Wake the servants. With authority. Use claws if ignored.
6:00 am - 6:15 am - Morning grooming. A monarch must sparkle.
6:15 am - 7:30 am - Vigorous athletic training: zoomies, ambush drills, and hallway races.
7:30 am - Light royal snack. Not what was offered - something better.
7:30 am - 1:00 pm - Refreshing slumber in a sunbeam. Royal snoring allowed.
1:00 pm - 1:15 pm - Afternoon snack. Preferably something the servants just opened for themselves.
1:15 pm - 1:16 pm - Optional stretch. One paw is enough.
1:16 pm - 5:30 pm - Do not wake. The royal being is not to be trifled with.
5:30 pm - Servants return from wherever they’ve been. Deliver loud complaints. Make it personal.
5:35 pm - 6:00 pm - Festive banquet. Fit for feline royalty.
6:00 pm - 6:05 pm - Digestive pause. Stare into the void.
6:05 pm - 6:30 pm - Additional nap. Important things can wait.
6:30 pm - 8:00 pm - Allow audience with the servants. Bonus points if they offer tummy rubs. Caution: traps may be set.
8:00 pm - 11:00 pm - Evening nap to prepare for major operations.
11:00 pm - 2:00 am - Advanced night training: furniture parkour, the Wild Mustang routine, and expert-level feng shui via object relocation.
2:00 am - 5:00 am - Cuddle enforcement: close contact with a sleeping servant, accompanied by motivational purring.
5:00 am - What do you mean you're still sleeping?!

📚 See also:
PeopleCats.Garden Official Cat Feeding Policy

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All you need is cat. A Top Tropicals Garden Blog post.

Percephone the cat

Percephone the cat

🎤 All you need is cat
  • 🎵

    • All you need is cat...
    All you need is cat...
    All you need is cat, cat...
    Cat is all you need.

    No need for Mars or progress plans,
    Just paws that march across your hands.
    A garden patch, a sunbeam spot -
    The world makes sense when cat is what you've got.

    All you need is cat...
    All you need is cat...
    All you need is cat, cat...
    Cat is all you need.
  • 🎵


🐈📸 Percephone, one of our rescued cats, has quickly become a star of our Blog and PeopleCats.Garden 

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Never be bored. A Top Tropicals Garden Blog post.

Jim II and Kiwi the cats

🏃‍♂️ Never be bored

"Never be bored, and you will never be boring." - Eleanor Roosevelt, You Learn by Living: Eleven Keys for a More Fulfilling Life

🐈📸 Jim II and Kiwi the cats entertaining themselves on a new cat tree at TopTropicals Arizona office. We have 7 rescued cats there... Plus 14 in Ft Myers and 12 in Sebring locations. Total of 33 and growing!

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To the new beginnings! A Top Tropicals Garden Blog post.

Philemon the cat discovering a new shenanigans

Philemon the cat discovering a new shenanigans

🍷 To the new beginnings!

"Celebrate endings - for they precede new beginnings." - Jonathan Lockwood Huie

🐈📸 Philemon discovering a new beginnings shenanigans at TopTropicals Rescued PeopleCats.Garden

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All for one and one for all. A Top Tropicals Garden Blog post.

Gutalin (a.k.a. Google the Cat), Jacques and Klaksa at TopTropicals

🐈 All for one and one for all

"All for one and one for all!" - Alexandre Dumas, The Three Musketeers

🐈📸 Gutalin (a.k.a. Google the Cat), Jacques and Klaksa at TopTropicals

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Put it into practice. A Top Tropicals Garden Blog post.

James Coconuts the Cat

James Coconuts the Cat

😰 Put it into practice

"Knowledge is of no value unless you put it into practice." - Anton Chekhov

🐈📸 James Coconuts the Cat is at his practice, at TopTropicals.

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PeopleCats.Garden Official Cat Feeding Policy. A Top Tropicals Garden Blog post.

PeopleCats.Garden Official Cat Feeding Policy

PeopleCats.Garden Official Cat Feeding Policy

PeopleCats.Garden Official Cat Feeding Policy

⬆️ PeopleCats.Garden Official Cat Feeding Policy

Updated whenever the cats decide it's outdated.
  • 🐾 1. Feeding schedule

  • ▫️Cats are to be fed when hungry, which, according to them, is always.
  • ▫️If a cat claims to be starving five minutes after eating - believe them. You're late.

  • 🐾 2. Approved food items

  • ▫️Gourmet kibble that costs more than your lunch
  • ▫️Wet food served at room temperature, on a ceramic dish
  • ▫️Treats (because they did a thing)
  • ▫️That expensive tuna you bought for yourself - it's theirs now

  • 🐾 3. Prohibited food items

  • ▫️Anything labeled "vet-approved"
  • ▫️Leftovers (unless you're trying to insult them)
  • ▫️Generic brand food (how dare you)

  • 🐾 4. Feeding etiquette

  • ▫️Do not make eye contact while they eat. You'll break the spell.
  • ▫️Food must be served with a verbal offering: "Here you go, dinner is served, Your Majesty."
  • ▫️If multiple cats are present, they all want what the other one got. Rotate plates. Begin again. Forever.

  • 🐾 5. Midnight snacks

  • ▫️Yes.
  • ▫️Don't ask.

  • 🐾 6. The "empty bowl" rule
  • ▫️If a bowl is 70% full, it's 100% empty.
  • ▫️Refill immediately. Apologize for the oversight.


🐾 7. Human consequences

Failure to follow these guidelines may result in:
  • ▫️Judgmental stares
  • ▫️Paw-swat to the face at 3 a.m.
  • ▫️Strategic hairball placement
  • ▫️Passive-aggressive purring near guests who like dogs


❗️Note: All policies are subject to change without notice, based on the whims of the feline board of directors.

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